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GCSE Maths classes
Date: 03/09/2011 - 31/08/2012
Venue: Churchfields School, Falmouth Building, Falmouth Road, Swindon
Want to be confident with numbers?
Need a grade C or above in Maths?

1 year course
Commencing September 2011
to June 2012
Weekly on a Wednesday from 6-7pm

Limited places with a fully qualified Teacher of Mathematics

To book contact:
Contact Janine: 07517 589445


Contact: Miss Janine Regan
Tel: 07517 589445
Email: jregan@churchfields.org
Address:
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Film Reviews for Swindon

Dark Shadows' Johnny Depp Rises With Throwback Laughs
image Review in a Hurry: After 200 years in a casket, vampire Barnabas Collins awakens to the swinging 1970s. Unfortunately, the witch who cursed (and buried) him is also still around. Through Tim...
Date: Fri, 11 May 2012 14:00:00 GMT
The Avengers Is Simply Super
image Review in a Hurry: The Avengers surpasses huge expectations built up by the recent series of pretty great Marvel superhero movies. Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and (best of all) The...
Date: Fri, 04 May 2012 10:55:00 GMT
The Raven Crows With Brooding Intrigue, but Is Ultimately a Bore
image Review in a Hurry:  Nevermore? Try never mind. The Raven does feature handsome production design and a promising premise—a 19th-century serial killer commits murders inspired by Edgar...
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:18:12 GMT
The Five-Year Engagement Feels Five Years Long
image Review in a Hurry: Jason Segel and Emily Blunt are a pair of lovebirds whose journey to 'I do' lasts more than a couple of years—five to be exact. Segel's brand of unhinged mania...
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:30:00 GMT
Pirates! Is a Match for Landlubbers and Scalawags Alike
image Review in a Hurry: If you crave an animated adventure that isn't dumbed down, this is for you—a pirate adventure in the spirit of Wallace and Gromit. MORE: Did someone say...
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:00:00 GMT
Safe Predictably Kicks Butt, Takes Names and Makes Time to Crunch Numbers
image Review in a Hurry: It's safe to say Safe star Jason Statham kicks butt—what's new, right? This formulaic but entertaining action flick, about an ex-cop who guards an orphaned girl...
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:36:00 GMT
The Lucky One Jinxed by Far-Fetched Plot
image Review in a Hurry: Zac Efron has fallen in love with Taylor Schilling before he's even met her! When they do finally meet in this adaptation of yet another best-selling Nicholas Sparks'...
Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:00:00 GMT
Nature Doc Chimpanzee Cranks Up the Cuteness—and Conflict
image Review in a Hurry: Swinging into theaters in time for Earth Day, this beautifully photographed documentary follows baby chimp Oscar—not played by Andy Serkis—and his family through an...
Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:23:32 GMT
Think Like a Man Is Just Another Brainless Rom-Com
image Review in a Hurry: There are several things to like about the multicharacter romantic comedy Think Like a Man, among them its matter-of-fact color-blindness, its attempt to really flesh out every...
Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:21:00 GMT
Lockout Proves Just How Out of This World Space Prison Really Is
image Review in a Hurry: In the future, the U.S. has built the ultimate maximum-security prison in space. But the inmates (shocker!) have taken over. After being wrongly accused of murder, a rascally...
Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:13:08 GMT
Cabin in the Woods Serves Up More Than Just Gore
image Review in a Hurry: Venture into the Woods for laughs and scares, stay for the commentary on our sadistic, voyeuristic culture—it's like Scream spliced with The Hunger Games. A twisty...
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 03:30:00 GMT
The Three Stooges Bonks Our Inner Knucklehead
image Review in a Hurry: Maybe you love nostalgia. Maybe you crave extreme slapstick comedy by the guys who brought you There's Something About Mary. If so, this is your weekend. Otherwise, take a...
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:45:00 GMT
American Reunion Bakes Up That Familiar Pie Humor
image Review in a Hurry: Jim, Michelle, and the rest of the Class of 1999 return to their hometown for their 13-year high school reunion. As evidenced by Stifler's receding hairline, they've all...
Date: Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:30:00 GMT
Titanic 3D's Impressive Effects Do the Epic Story Justice…for the Most Part
image Review in a Hurry: Near, far, wherever you are sitting in the theater, the newly revamped Titanic now has stuff coming out at you. It's the same movie you probably love (or at least respect),...
Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2012 22:30:00 GMT
Mirror Mirror Is Too Candy-Apple Sweet to Live Happily Ever After
image Review in a Hurry: Not the fairest of them all. This live-action reimagining of the Snow White story boasts sumptuous production design but suffers from comedic pacing as poisonous as that...
Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2012 03:15:00 GMT
Wrath of the Titans Is Packed With Special Effects, but Not Much Else
image Review in a Hurry: Sam Worthington equips his sword and shield for more 300-inspired mayhem. From the director of Battle Los Angeles and the writer of Red Riding Hood, this recipe for terrible is...
Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:45:00 GMT
The Hunger Games Is Either Terrific or Just OK—It All Depends on You
image Should you go see The Hunger Games? Please. Like it even matters what we say next. But if you don't happen to be the kind of person who can name the exports of all 12 districts of Panem...
Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:14:00 GMT
21 Jump Street Delivers Laughs…Action, Not So Much
image Review in a Hurry: A big-screen version of the '90s TV show ditches the teen angst, adds laughs and keeps just the right amount of Depp! Even better, Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are an...
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 02:30:00 GMT